May 2013
Being left home alone
sodamnrelatable:
When you were young
Now
twitturds:
Did I Already Reblog That? the musical
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
laughbitches:
My stress levels for school are at an all time high
dickneyqueers:
psychoticmusichead:
gaga’s finally coming back
ladyxgaga:
Earlier today during a Google Hangout interview, Donatella Versace confirmed that Gaga will be providing the soundtrack for the Versace fashion show, which takes places tomorrow.
It’s hard to understand exactly what Donatella said, so we ran her voice through our alien-to-english translator and got this:
“The soundtrack for the show is gonna be from Lady Gaga, she just told me now....
zackisontumblr:
friends with overprotective parents
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
our-lord-disick:
“SWERVE” says the 17 year old white girl as she almost crashes her brand new BMW into a tree while drinking her starbucks